Never hear women say
1. What do you mean today’s our anniversary?
2. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch TV.
3. Ohh, this diamond ring is way too big!!
4. And for our honeymoon we’re going fishing in Alaska!
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A man explained inflation to his wife thus:
‘When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you’re 42-42-42. There’s more of you, but you are not worth as much.’
>> Lord Barnett>Rod Carty

NAME: Greg Bulmash
DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, [...]

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Bar Translations
“No, really, I’m OK to drive.”
–I’m wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with.
“I’m not used to these darts.”
–I’m not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed.
“You get this one, next round is on me.”
–We won’t be here long [...]

A man goes into his son’s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare – the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and [...]

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A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
” Hi, is Tony home?”
” No, he went to the store.”
“Well, you mind if I wait?”
” No, come in.”
They sit down and the friend says “You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I’d give you a [...]