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when the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be boss. the brain said,
” i should be boss because i control the whole body’s responses and
functions.” the feet said, ” we should be boss as we carry the brain about and
get him to where he wants to go.” the hands said, ” we [...]

There were these 2 blondes standing outside in a parking lot next to there Mercadies vehicle.They were locked out so they were trying to get the door open with a close hanger. The 1st blonde said,” You need to try harder. It’s starting to rain and the top is down!”

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter’s gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out; 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end and gets out. The judge says, “The gold medal [...]

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* My stigmata’s acting up.
* I can’t come in to work today because I’ll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?
* I have a rare case of 48-hour wrist leprosy, but I know we have that deadline to meet…
* I am stuck in the blood pressure machine [...]

After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man was told he had only 24 hours to live.
He immediately called his doctor and his lawyer to his room. He asked the doctor to stand by one side of his bed and his lawyer to stand by the other.
After standing for [...]

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