A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy his wife a new car. She curtly declines his offer by saying, “That’s not quite what I had in mind.”
Frantically he offers her a new house. Again she rejects his offer, “That’s not quite what I had in mind.”
Curious, he asks: “What did you have [...]

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1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99
copies.
2) Practice making fax and modem noises.
3) During meetings, disassemble your pen and “accidentally” flip the cartridge
across the room.
4) Staple papers in the middle of the page.
5) ALWAYS TYPE WITH CAPS-LOCK ON.
6) type only in lower case.
7) dontuseanypunctuationorspaceseither
while making presentations, [...]

Mistake: to err, to cause an error or make a mess
If a barber makes a mistake, It’s a new style…
If a driver makes a mistake, It is an accident…
If an engineer makes a mistake, It is a new venture…
If parents make a mistake, It is a new generation…
If a politician makes a mistake, It is [...]

On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she moves to coach since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York, and I’m not moving.” Not wanting to argue [...]

A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!” she cries.
The 911 dispatcher says, “Stay calm. An officer is on the way. He will be there [...]

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