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You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your right side is a steep drop off
and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is [...]

A young Mexican man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi, I’m lookin’ for a job.”.
The man behind the counter replied, “Your timing is amazing. We’ve just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter.
You’ll have to drive around [...]

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Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he’d first had sex.
“It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for [...]

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After the Hugh Grant incident that made the papers, Bill Gates called up Hugh Grant. Bill asked him “Was it really worth $50 to almost ruin your career?”
Hugh replied “Bill, actually it was worth a million”.
So Bill called up Hughes’ favorite prostitute, but since she became so famous, her prices had gone up quite a [...]