Why do morons like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
Why did it take the moron an hour to eat breakfast?
Because the orange juice carton instructions said Concentrate ! !
What do you do if a moron throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back at him.
How did the moron fall on the [...]

Enclosed you will find my 2005 tax return showing that I
owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article
from the USA Today newspaper, dated 12 November, wherein
you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.
I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ [...]

A salesman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when he sees a Navajo man hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, he stops the car and the Navajo man climbs in.
During their small talk, the Navajo man glances surreptitiously at a brown bag on the front seat between them.
“If you’re wondering what’s [...]

From the March 1990 Playboy interview with Donald Trump:
Playboy: How is your marriage?
Trump: Just fine. Ivana is a very kind and good woman. I also think she has the instincts and drive of a good manager. She’s focused and she’s a perfectionist.
Playboy: And as a wife, not a manager?
Trump: I never comment on romance…. She’s [...]