A local bar regular had been drinking all night. This particular night the regular drank a little more than usual.
The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the regular stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he’ll crawl outside [...]

Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.’
Chuck replied, ‘Well, then just give me my money back.’
The farmer said, ‘Can’t do [...]

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground, when he finally gets himself to the doctor.
He says, “How bad is it doc? I’m going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin in every way.”
The [...]

Three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a bar the night before.
The first guy says, ’’Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.’’
The second guy said, ’’Man that’s nothing. *I* was so drunk last night I was driving home, got pulled over, [...]

Once upon a time there was a blond. She had long, blond hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blond jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She also went out and bought a new convertible.
She went driving down a country road [...]