A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He walked up the the bar and said “Beer for me, beer for the ostrich, whisky for the cat”. They found a table, sat down and drank their drinks.
Next it was the ostrichs round. He walked up to the bar and said [...]

A sailor walks into a bar. The bartender immediately notices that this is a pretty well built guy but he has the tiniest little pinhead. After serving the sailor a couple of drinks, curiosity finally gets the best of the bartender and he asks the sailor why he had a normal sized body with [...]

Husband says to wife, “My Olympic condoms have arrived! I think I will wear the gold tonight!”
Wife replies, “Why dont you wear the silver and cum second for a change”

Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
The man replies, “And how would you do that?”
The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?”
The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”
The boss then [...]

A one-dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much.”
The twenty answered, “I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, [...]