http://funnyurl.com Keeping that tickle in your day Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:38:36 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined!" "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?" "No! The judge is a stickler on ethical behavior. ... http://funnyurl.com/2009/01/30/a-box-of-cigars/ http://funnyurl.com/2009/01/29/loving-boyfriend/ A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. An unorthodox choice for sure, but she just thought that since he was finally 40 years old, she'd give him a special treat. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" His ... http://funnyurl.com/2009/01/28/happy-birthday/ http://funnyurl.com/2009/01/27/yeah-better-worry-about-the-noise-because-the-cigarette-is-no-big-deal/ A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the ... http://funnyurl.com/2009/01/26/blonde-on-horseback/ http://funnyurl.com/2009/01/23/sister-mary-discovers-what-the-internet-has-to-offer/ Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first Blonde, Judy, planned the robbery and went over the plan with the second blonde, Buffy, in great detail. The robbery began. Judy drove up in front of the bank, Stopped the car and said to Buffy, "I want to make Absolutely sure you ... http://funnyurl.com/2009/01/22/blonde-bank-robbers/ http://funnyurl.com/2009/01/21/this-dog-is-not-going-to-be-happy-when-he-finally-catches-what-hes-chasing/ In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy. 98.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do ... http://funnyurl.com/2009/01/20/a-womans-ultimate-fantasy/ http://funnyurl.com/2009/01/19/unhappy-parents-here-is-your-chance/